So I noticed there are more houses in the cul-de-sac than kids, and now I’m wondering if those extra houses are just vacant or if childless people live in them and just put up with all the shit that happens.
"Hey honey, those kids are outside offering to eat a television for a quarter." *digs in pockets for change*
"Oh my god, now they’re Christmas caroling or something. Do NOT answer the fucking door."
"Sorry boss, I can’t come in to work today. I can’t get my car out of the driveway because the neighbor’s stupid kids filled the street with pancake batter…Hello?"