My Word

smidgenofeternity:

So I noticed there are more houses in the cul-de-sac than kids, and now I’m wondering if those extra houses are just vacant or if childless people live in them and just put up with all the shit that happens.
"Hey honey, those kids are outside offering to eat a television for a quarter."  *digs in pockets for change*
"Oh my god, now they’re Christmas caroling or something.  Do NOT answer the fucking door."
"Sorry boss, I can’t come in to work today.  I can’t get my car out of the driveway because the neighbor’s stupid kids filled the street with pancake batter…Hello?"

smidgenofeternity:

So I noticed there are more houses in the cul-de-sac than kids, and now I’m wondering if those extra houses are just vacant or if childless people live in them and just put up with all the shit that happens.

"Hey honey, those kids are outside offering to eat a television for a quarter."  *digs in pockets for change*

"Oh my god, now they’re Christmas caroling or something.  Do NOT answer the fucking door."

"Sorry boss, I can’t come in to work today.  I can’t get my car out of the driveway because the neighbor’s stupid kids filled the street with pancake batter…Hello?"

(Fonte: paci-fisticuffs, via dexlabs)

Black Sheep
Metric / The Clash at Demonhead

“Black Sheep” - Metric/The Clash at Demonhead (full Brie Larson vocals)

Hello again, friend of a friend. 

(Fonte: talkinglikeajerk, via tsuthetiger)

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日常劇場型3☆極★服 (Mako's theme preview cut)
Hiroyuki Sawano

(Fonte: honnouji-gakuen)

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deerstalkingdeathfrisbee:

weenierenegades:

CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD

don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility

deerstalkingdeathfrisbee:

weenierenegades:

CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD

don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility

(via thewonderfullurkerofoz)

justanotherpuppy:

yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

I want this dog

justanotherpuppy:

yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

I want this dog

(Fonte: rckrbelle, via cymrixy)